How do I feel?:  artistic
Act I Scene I A car chase is in progress. (Matchbox cars lead by dental floss in front of a background moving in the opposite direction of the cars.) Evildoer gets out of the car and starts on foot. He looks back and shouts “Tallyho!” All of a sudden a mysterious man in black clotheslines him. The bag of candy falls to the floor. As the evildoer is being put in the cop car he grunts “Fiddlesticks.” The cops crowd around the man all clad in black and tell him “good job” and pat him on the back. A cop taps him on the shoulder and says: “Hey Mac, what’s ya name so I can add it on the report?” He responds: “Some know me as Rupert, others as Bojangles 117…You can call me whatever you like. (Looks directly at the camera) Just… don’t call me late for dinner.” The opening credits Title is stamped on with sound. Man in black’s name appears under his face. Resume scene and everyone has a hearty laugh. Stereotypical ‘70’s cop show music for the rest of the credits. | 
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